I'm going to have to warn you, it's one of those post. The one I hope is worth reading.
About a year ago, I had read one of Fran's many wonderful blog post and decided to "steal" this idea from her. So, Fran, if you're reading this: Please sue me later. Best after the baby is born and/or is walking or in college or hopefully you forget.
IF you're on facebook or even have e-mail you've probably seen the trend of answering questionnaires or questions and passing them around. It's a pretty good way to learn about someone or remind yourself that maybe you really don't know someone. Or just create more questions you didn't want any answers for or cared for in the first place.
So without anymore explanation, here we go.
1. Love is...too damn complicated.
2. Marriage is...just like love but even more damn complicated.
3. Somewhere someone is thinking...she sure likes the word damn.
4. I'm always...moody or hungry.
5. I have a secret cheesy crush on...my husband--STILL.
6. My cell phone...is busted and should be given a proper burial in the garbage can.
7. I've come to realize that my last kiss was...everytime I see my husband. I don't count the kiddie kisses.
8. I am listening...to disobedient children demanding to be heard. I'm not a great "listening Mom" when I'm trying to blog.
9. I talk...with the sexiest voice ever! Which is why, I still can't understand, why, when I answer the phone people are always asking to speak to "your Mom."
10. I love...answered prayers.
11. My best friends are...only an e-mail and a phone call away.
12. My car is...isn't going to die soon. *knock knock on wood* Or destroyed by a tornado; go up in flames. *knock knock on wood*
13. My love life...Gah! Like I said before it's complicated and hawt at the same time. It's called marriage. Reality's true soap opera.
14. I hate it when people ask..."You're pregnant?" Yes, you friggin idiot. It's not a tumor and don't you even say anything about being fat. And don't say a word about how many children I ALREADY have!
15. When I wake up in the morning...I want to throw my husband's cell phone out the window. It's his alarm clock which he NEVER gets up to.
16. When I go to bed at night...it's usually at early morning.
17. Right now I'm thinking about...how disciplined I'am in not making a trip to Baskin Robbins for a chocolate shake.
18. Babies are...difficult because they didn't come with a manual, atleast one that has ALL the answers. They are definately hard work that are loved by tired moms' all over the world.
19. Tonight I will...wind down; read a good book; make a list; not look at a full length mirror and remind myself how sexy I really am. Tonight just might be the night, I'll actually believe it.
20. I really want to...go to Baskin Robbins and buy me that chocolate shake. But I will be relentless in resisting.
22 Comments:
Vagi,
I luv your list!! I like #9 the best:
9. I talk...with the sexiest voice ever! Which is why, I still can't understand, why, when I answer the phone people are always asking to speak to "your Mom." (Soooo true)
By the way, you are sexy…with the belly and all!
Luv ya,
Dorri
Vagi, you are such a better, wittier writer than me. Your answers are so funny!
1. Love is...stupid.
2. Marriage is...stupider.
3. Somewhere someone is thinking...it's too cold here!
4. I'm always...tired.
5. I have a secret cheesy crush on...Gerard Butler.
6. My cell phone...non-existent.
7. I've come to realize that my last kiss was...years and years and years ago.
8. I am listening...to the Dr. Laura radio show.
9. I talk...as little as possible.
10. I love...babies.
11. My best friends are...far from here, but the best in the world!
12. My car is...good.
13. My love life...non-existent (like the cell phone).
14. I hate it when people ask...
15. When I wake up in the morning...I just get going like a robot.
16. When I go to bed at night...I'm tired.
17. Right now I'm thinking about...how boring my life is!
18. Babies are...so cute!
19. Tonight I will...soak in a hot bath and read my book.
20. I really want to...travel.
Becca
I like this one! Here are my answers:
1. Love is...the craziest thing people willingly subject themselves to!
2. Marriage is...the thing that scares me more than anything else in the world.
3. Somewhere someone is thinking..."What's her problem?"
4. I'm always...worried about what comes next.
5. I have a secret cheesy crush on...Jacob (werewolves are just hotter than vampires--literally).
6. My cell phone...is new and already malfunctioning!
7. I've come to realize that my last kiss was...chocolate--yum!
8. I am listening...to the hum of the computer hard drive and what I think is a fruitbat in the trees outside.
9. I talk...too harshly. My little brother always asks me, Why are you talking to me like you're mad? Duh! Because I can!
10. I love...Shakespeare! I'm reading King Lear for the first time and LOVING it!
11. My best friends are...proven true.
12. My car is...hot because the A/C only works in the mornings before the sun is up, and at night when the sun goes down.
13. My love life...please see #1 and #2.
14. I hate it when people ask...when are you getting married?
15. When I wake up in the morning...I wonder if I can get away with playing sick that day.
16. When I go to bed at night...I turn on my A/C and my ceiling fan and go to sleep happy.
17. Right now I'm thinking about...how to answer this question and wishing I were as clever as Vagi and as bitingly honest as Becca.
18. Babies are...a lot of work. I'm glad I'm an aunt because I don't know how moms can do it 24/7.
19. Tonight I will...finish reading King Lear and keep a box of tissues near by because Shakespeare makes me cry.
20. I really want to...write in France.
Teri
1. Love is...inconsistent!
2. Marriage is...probably better in the next life.
3. Somewhere someone is thinking...“What’s that SMELL!?!?!"
4. I'm always...planning the next group event!
5. I have a secret cheesy crush on...Daniel Craig (Brown, Sa Brown…would love to just smell your cologne!!!!)
6. My cell phone...is staring at me!
7. I've come to realize that my last kiss was...over too quick!
8. I am listening...the chatter in my brain debating whether/not to get a Camry or an Accord, or just keep driving my little Corolla.
9. I talk...to ANYBODY, and just about any chance I get!
10. I love...the Infinite G35!
11. My best friends are...original, entertaining, and loving, in their own very unique ways.
12. My car is...suffering from a much needed car wash! But the dealership
13. My love life...is NOT better than CHOCOLATE!
14. I hate it when people ask...if I’m Hispanic!
15. When I wake up in the morning...I try to talk myself into falling back asleep!
16. When I go to bed at night...I snoreL.
17. Right now I'm thinking about...why I’m not hungry (very STRANGE!).
18. Babies are...tiny little creatures that cause us to have an incredible range of emotions & test all of our abilities/capabilities/strength.
19. Tonight I will...see Confessions of a Shopaholic!!!
20. I really want to...go shee shee right now! …and eat giant prawns sautéed in lemon-butter sauce on a catamaran off the coast of the Mediterranean (ahhhhh!!!)
Sa
Becca, I'm cracking up at the love being stupider and marriage being stupider.
And Gerard Butler is hawt. Very hawt! I believe he's our age.
Y'know I was just telling Aaron I want to travel. And guess where he wants to go? India. My husband is making some progressive on his adventure skills. NO, he is...usually he just wants to take a drive to the market
Teri, wisdom is something you have in spades.
Love is all nice and dandy and then you find out you're the crazy one for getting married. And I have to say, "Thank you, Teri, for being my marriage therapist." I mean it! You're probably trying to get rid of you phone number. You, Dorri and Becca. Don't...I need you guys...to talk me from walking away from the ledge or the bat or the moving bus.
I like the talk too harshly answer. Pua Aaron I'm trying to change a lot of things...like having a soft answer.
Remember the time you wanted to play more than sick to not work at Cingular Wireless?!
The kids want to read King Lear. The thing is, there are a bunch of other shorter Shakespeare I want to read and Romeo and Juliet was tough to get through because there were so many sexual undertones and blatant ones as well. I don't think, they caught it but STILL...
After I saw "P.S. I Love You".......I knew I was in love!!! And by the way, has anyone seen "Tristan and Isolde". Heartwrenching, but soooooooooooo good! Places I want to travel to: Israel, Egypt, Kenya (I want to go on safari), New Zealand, Ireland (the girls are dying to see Ireland because of their love of Irish Dance), England, Greece, Italy.
LOL. I love the: NOT better than Chocolate, response. When my love life is on the fizzle and barely sparkly...chocolate is my solace through the storm. Men should thank the chocolate gods; it's why so many of them are still left walking with their manhood still intact.
As for cars, sheez, I'm still in the mentality of Hawai'i growing up, where cars were just: trucks, vans and small cars--all which rusted.
Hee hee...do they start speaking Spanish to you too?! LMBO!
That's not wisdom...it's cowardice!
I loved King Lear but I don't think it's the right thing for the kids to read right now...maybe just Taua and Manu. It's DARK and there is no redemption in the end. All the bad guys die and the good ones, too. Depressing and beautiful at the same time. The historical plays are good. Try Richard II and Henry IV.
Sure! I'd love for you to post my response...it's the only way I can blog--vicariously!
Teri
Becca, you're killing me with 1, 2, 7, 13!!! lol! But, at least you were brave enough to take the plunge while I'm too afraid to dip my toe in the water.
I'm with you...I want to TRAVEL! We need to work for the airlines! Oh! Did you hear about JetBlue? My sister did it for a while in her home. She ended up quitting because she couldn't stand working while she could hear her family having fun without her in the living room. Anyway, it sounds like it COULD be a good job AND you get flying benefits.
Who is Gerard Butler?
Teri
#2...that's what I'm saying! So why worry about it in this life?
Boo to Daniel Craig. Sorry! I don't think he's hot enough to be 007.
I vote CAMRY! I wish I could buy a new car!!!
You aren't hispanic? But you're brown and you live in a bordering state--you must be Hispanic **rolling my eyes**
Teri
I like your chocolate kisses Teri
Becca
Tell us how Confessions of a Shopaholic goes. We saw "He's Just Not That Into You" for Valentines Day. I did NOT like it. Too real life, reality TV-ish! No magic, no escape. Too much of the heartache of love.
Becca
I LIKE ALL OF YOURS!!
Dorri
1. Love is...inconsistent!
Sa
Stupid question….who is Gerard Butler?
Dorri
Sorry…no help on this subject. Shakespeare…I’m lost.
Dorri
Becca,
#6, Yes, get yourself a cellphone!!!
#20, I am always game. Let’s plan something for our 40th! It has to be when the last baby in the group turns 40 years old. It will be sooooo fun!
What's the JetBlue thing? Gerard Butler is a movie actor. He's in "P.S. I Love You", He's also in "Lara Croft Tomb Raider" (I think that's the one. It's the second Lara Croft movie.) He's the King Leonidus in the movie 300. But I never saw that movie because it's rated R. He's also in "Dear Frankie", but I haven't seen that one. I need to.
Becca
#6 ah. I am not into Twighlt but I do like Sci Fi. Werewolves are hotter than Vampires.
I am suppose to be working and I haven’t even started and it is 2:45 pm. SHHHHHHHHH.
Daniel Craig perhaps isn't as handsome as other movie stars, but there's just something, something about him.......kind of like Gerard Butler. Hee, hee. I can understand Sa's crush.
Becca
*LOL* I'm just so thrilled you posted TWO blogs in the same month. *grins wickedly*
Me.
Love is frightening.
Marriage is even more frightening.
Somewhere, someone is thinking "Somebody should buy Vagi some chocolate!"
I'm always tired.
I have a secret cheesy crush on Eric.
My cell phone is actually charged.
My last kiss was...hmmm...Feb 7th, I think.
I'm listening to my keyboard.
I talk all the time.
I love...novels, writing, writing about novels...laughing and being a pirate.
My best friends are irreplaceable.
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